'Why don't you just go home' golf balls

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Product Description

Happy golf balls for happy golfers - inspired by Happy Gilmore!

Fed up with the haters who keep telling you how to golf? Show the hecklers that they aren't welcome with these "Why don't you just go home?" golf balls. These novelty golf balls also have a second purpose - if your friends aren't playing very well, remind them that they can always go home instead! These happy golf balls are inspired by a famous quote from Happy Gilmore, so why not use them to perfect your Happy Gilmore swing?

At gimmeballs, we're experts at personalising and printing on balls. We can add this happy design to many of our golf balls, so we have basic and premium options available to suit a variety of budgets.

Golf Ball Options

Prices vary depending on your chosen golf ball. Not official Happy Gilmore golf balls.

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Tue 09 September 2025

Royal Mail Tracked 48®
This delivery option is FREE for orders over £45! Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 48® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Royal Mail Tracked 24®
Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 24® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Express Service & Next Day Delivery
Need your golf balls ASAP? Choose our Express Service for a shorter production time (1 – 2 working days*) and delivery via Royal Mail’s Next Day service.

*For orders placed after the 1pm cut off, day 1 of production will start from the following day.