Damned Alligator Golf Balls

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These golf balls feature an iconic quote from a truly fantastic golf movie!

Why use plain golf balls when you could try something more fun? With these printed golf balls, you can celebrate both your love of golfing and comedy - or maybe just your aversion to alligators. These balls use a recognisable quote from Happy Gilmore to help give you and your friends a giggle on the green. Just try not to lose your hand to any particularly hungry reptiles while you play.

This design can be printed on a curated selection of our premium golf balls. Choose whichever ball works best for you, and we'll use our tried and tested printing techniques to apply this fun design.

Golf Ball Options

Prices vary depending on your chosen golf ball. Not official Happy Gilmore golf balls.

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Tue 09 September 2025

Royal Mail Tracked 48®
This delivery option is FREE for orders over £45! Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 48® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Royal Mail Tracked 24®
Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 24® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Express Service & Next Day Delivery
Need your golf balls ASAP? Choose our Express Service for a shorter production time (1 – 2 working days*) and delivery via Royal Mail’s Next Day service.

*For orders placed after the 1pm cut off, day 1 of production will start from the following day.