You're gonna die, clown! Golf Balls

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Celebrate one of the most iconic golf franchises of all time with these quotable golf balls, inspired by the first Happy Gilmore movie!

Take a break from the green to go show those mini-golf clowns who's boss. Have a good laugh with this golf ball design, which captures Happy Gilmore's "passionate" approach to golfing. It's a fun movie quote, but remember, no clowns were hurt in the making of this golf ball!

Our efficient golf ball printing process lets us add clear, crisp designs like these to premium golf balls. This design is available for printing on the golf balls below.

Golf Ball Options

Prices vary depending on your chosen golf ball. Not official Happy Gilmore 2 golf balls.

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Thu 04 September 2025

Royal Mail Tracked 48®
This delivery option is FREE for orders over £45! Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 48® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Royal Mail Tracked 24®
Your order will be sent via Royal Mail’s Tracked 24® service. If your order includes any printed golf balls, production time adds an extra 3 – 4 working days* before dispatch.

Express Service & Next Day Delivery
Need your golf balls ASAP? Choose our Express Service for a shorter production time (1 – 2 working days*) and delivery via Royal Mail’s Next Day service.

*For orders placed after the 1pm cut off, day 1 of production will start from the following day.